Hello Busy Little Blogger Bees
The Urinator’s State of the Union: Addressing All Fellow Interns
While you all have been busy blogging your faces off, I have been fundraising to further the Kingdom and share God’s love with the poor and afflicted. After you all reflect on your behavior and look to me as the epitome of diligence…I’m sorry, my jealous side is getting the best of me, but nearly 2 whole weeks have gone by without me having time to grace the best blog ever, and I have been feeling very sad about that! Furthermore, everyone decorated our beloved blog with their weekly happens and I read them all, longing to contribute and respond. So, here goes it (I have unimportant updates). I have been babysitting and traveling – first to Oklahoma, and then to Amarillo to see my number 45 ½ friend to get married, and next week I’ll be in Pittsburgh, because, why stay in once place for too long? But, I’ll get to visit Lex Vegas on the 6th – get so excited! Ok, enough about me. Now I am going to give each of you the message you are due (and sorry, but the timing is off on some of these responses):
Bunge: Congratulations on being the intern that everyone detests. Most may think that your crazy, slanderous messages cause that to be the clincher, but I hear that a full 100% of your support is in to and that makes you the intern we all hate! In reality, you amaze me: you find time to wake up at dawn to have a three-hour quiet time and then go on 23 mile bike rides. After that, and because you are finished fund-raising, your charitable little heart finds time to make sure that you are up-to-date with Anna’s fundraising and Allison’s new love interest. Furthermore, you know that we all care, and so at the end of your long, altruistic day, you make a concrete announcement on the blog, making sure that everyone is connected, and seal the close of your message with Biblical truths.
Sweet Pee – the proper spelling:
I am hurt and suffering currently. First of all, I saw the picture and stumbled right out of my chair and down the stairs. How could you not guard my heart, and be more modest? Now all of the girls have seen you and that taints OUR relationship a bit. Have you forgotten about our little tinkles? WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE TINKLES? I am willing to forgive you, but major repentance must be displayed for I can trust you. All that being said, I still wet myself at the very thought of you…tink. PS: Honey bunny bear, Trey is not your real friend. If he were, he would delight in honoring our relationship, and not exploit you.
Kenz
Just so you all know, Kenz is a champ at recovering from oral surgery. In the midst of her healing, she had the heart to let me take refuge at her house while I was entertaining a person with whom the conversation was abnormally awkward. What a friend!
Charissa
I wish that ANY concert would be remotely close to Lexington. In all seriousness, we should all pick a concert in advanced, meet up, and have a ball. Road trips + music + interns ’05 = FUN!
Robert
Way to go! You’re almost a graduate. Yahoo! I would write you another poem, but I’m spent.
OK, sorry for the randomness of sarcasm and playfulness. I kid because I care! I am pumped about seeing all of you in a few weeks, and I don’t care what we do over the weekend, as long as we’re all together (sigh). Have a good one, and three cheers for fund-raising.
Peace in the Middle East,
Sarah
PS: Bits – Thanks for the verse. Here’s a bit of relevant encouragement for all, especially with the raising-of-the-funds!
Colossians 3:23-24
Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ.
While you all have been busy blogging your faces off, I have been fundraising to further the Kingdom and share God’s love with the poor and afflicted. After you all reflect on your behavior and look to me as the epitome of diligence…I’m sorry, my jealous side is getting the best of me, but nearly 2 whole weeks have gone by without me having time to grace the best blog ever, and I have been feeling very sad about that! Furthermore, everyone decorated our beloved blog with their weekly happens and I read them all, longing to contribute and respond. So, here goes it (I have unimportant updates). I have been babysitting and traveling – first to Oklahoma, and then to Amarillo to see my number 45 ½ friend to get married, and next week I’ll be in Pittsburgh, because, why stay in once place for too long? But, I’ll get to visit Lex Vegas on the 6th – get so excited! Ok, enough about me. Now I am going to give each of you the message you are due (and sorry, but the timing is off on some of these responses):
Bunge: Congratulations on being the intern that everyone detests. Most may think that your crazy, slanderous messages cause that to be the clincher, but I hear that a full 100% of your support is in to and that makes you the intern we all hate! In reality, you amaze me: you find time to wake up at dawn to have a three-hour quiet time and then go on 23 mile bike rides. After that, and because you are finished fund-raising, your charitable little heart finds time to make sure that you are up-to-date with Anna’s fundraising and Allison’s new love interest. Furthermore, you know that we all care, and so at the end of your long, altruistic day, you make a concrete announcement on the blog, making sure that everyone is connected, and seal the close of your message with Biblical truths.
Sweet Pee – the proper spelling:
I am hurt and suffering currently. First of all, I saw the picture and stumbled right out of my chair and down the stairs. How could you not guard my heart, and be more modest? Now all of the girls have seen you and that taints OUR relationship a bit. Have you forgotten about our little tinkles? WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE TINKLES? I am willing to forgive you, but major repentance must be displayed for I can trust you. All that being said, I still wet myself at the very thought of you…tink. PS: Honey bunny bear, Trey is not your real friend. If he were, he would delight in honoring our relationship, and not exploit you.
Kenz
Just so you all know, Kenz is a champ at recovering from oral surgery. In the midst of her healing, she had the heart to let me take refuge at her house while I was entertaining a person with whom the conversation was abnormally awkward. What a friend!
Charissa
I wish that ANY concert would be remotely close to Lexington. In all seriousness, we should all pick a concert in advanced, meet up, and have a ball. Road trips + music + interns ’05 = FUN!
Robert
Way to go! You’re almost a graduate. Yahoo! I would write you another poem, but I’m spent.
OK, sorry for the randomness of sarcasm and playfulness. I kid because I care! I am pumped about seeing all of you in a few weeks, and I don’t care what we do over the weekend, as long as we’re all together (sigh). Have a good one, and three cheers for fund-raising.
Peace in the Middle East,
Sarah
PS: Bits – Thanks for the verse. Here’s a bit of relevant encouragement for all, especially with the raising-of-the-funds!
Colossians 3:23-24
Whatever you do, work heartily, as for the Lord and not for men, knowing that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward. You are serving the Lord Christ.
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