Bunge's Weekend Updates
Sorry that I had to miss my updates last week, but I went to North Carolina to visit my camp of ten years and got back Monday evening, a bit too late for the weekend. Much has happened in the past two weeks, and I'm the intern to bring you the news.
CALL OFF THE SUPPORT RAISING! Alan Williams went 27th overall in the NBA draft to the Memphis Grizzlies. He is so glad that he can still intern by commuting from Memphis to Oxford that he has decided to donate his entire 1.4 million dollar signing bonus to our intern class so that we don't have to raise our support. Everyone who knows seems to be pretty happy except Anna who has already raised 118% of her support.
Kristin, our favorite Colorado intern is also faced with the prospect of professional sports. In a recent mountain biking race, Kristin smashed Yeti's Jill Kintner, so Yeti Cycles asked Kristin if she would join their team (especially seeing that she was riding their namesake in titanium). The decision is up in the air...
Will Todd, in a last-ditch effort to abandon his fratiness in order to reach the students at MTSU, has sold his truck and bought an '98 Jetta. After installing a cold air intake, neon runners, and NOS, Will hopes to be in "Way Too Fast, Way Too Furious."
Brian and Gail got married yesterday! I tried to call them today to find out how the wedding went, but neither answered the phone. Speaking of weddings, former Auburn intern Brian Sorgenfrei married Ole Miss grad Liza Thompson yesterday, as well. As fate would have it, Sweet P caught the garter, so it's safe to say that he's probably thinking about the tinkles. Oh, and here's a picture of Paul.
CALL OFF THE SUPPORT RAISING! Alan Williams went 27th overall in the NBA draft to the Memphis Grizzlies. He is so glad that he can still intern by commuting from Memphis to Oxford that he has decided to donate his entire 1.4 million dollar signing bonus to our intern class so that we don't have to raise our support. Everyone who knows seems to be pretty happy except Anna who has already raised 118% of her support.
Kristin, our favorite Colorado intern is also faced with the prospect of professional sports. In a recent mountain biking race, Kristin smashed Yeti's Jill Kintner, so Yeti Cycles asked Kristin if she would join their team (especially seeing that she was riding their namesake in titanium). The decision is up in the air...
Will Todd, in a last-ditch effort to abandon his fratiness in order to reach the students at MTSU, has sold his truck and bought an '98 Jetta. After installing a cold air intake, neon runners, and NOS, Will hopes to be in "Way Too Fast, Way Too Furious."
Brian and Gail got married yesterday! I tried to call them today to find out how the wedding went, but neither answered the phone. Speaking of weddings, former Auburn intern Brian Sorgenfrei married Ole Miss grad Liza Thompson yesterday, as well. As fate would have it, Sweet P caught the garter, so it's safe to say that he's probably thinking about the tinkles. Oh, and here's a picture of Paul.
posted by The Bunge at 1:42 AM
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