Bunge's Weekend Updates
I know what you’re thinking, and yes, it has been too long since I have updated all of you as to the happenings of our grand intern class. Last week was, quite frankly, somewhat unnecessary because we were all at training; we all knew what was going on. Although it doesn’t directly pertain to our intern class, I just have to say that I’m witnessing a true phenomenon. My dad, a 55-year-old doctor, is actually IMing his friends. Please pause to consider this for about five minutes. He’s 55. He’s IMing. I wonder if he knows all the internet lingo like “lol (laughing out loud),” “ty (thank you),” or “brbifmaidalolutbagac (be right back in a few minutes after I do a load of laundry, use the bathroom, and get a coke).”
Anna called me the other day and left me a message saying that she had something funny to tell me. After I called her back, she told me that Steve from DunwoodySingles.com had called asking for Anna Duggan, a 29-year-old doctor who makes 100k+ a year, loves kids, and wants to get married. She quickly and fearfully hung up the phone and called me, requesting me to post a plea. Whoever’s sick joke it was to sign her up for this site, come forward. She is not amused.
Jonathan Ramsay has given in. After his trip jacks put out Will Todd’s two pair in the final hand of the Marriott World Series, he has decided to conquer the world of PartyPoker.com. Throwing aside all allocations that Party Poker juices the pot, Ramsay has decided to put his reputation (and credit) on the line and battle the internet sharks. He requested that we all call him “Johnny Four Fingers.”
WALT’S ENGAGED! Get excited because in just fifteen and short months, Walter Jones will be standing at the end of that aisle waiting on his beautiful bride. Walt and his bride-to-be have set the date to Reformation Day 2006. Everyone is invited, but costumes are required. Tricker treaters will be shot on sight.
As we all know, Sweet P is a charming guy, more than able to win the ladies’ hearts. I just thought it absolutely necessary to show him in action. As you can see, another helpless girl has fallen victim to the P Factor…
(As always, click for larger image.)
Anna called me the other day and left me a message saying that she had something funny to tell me. After I called her back, she told me that Steve from DunwoodySingles.com had called asking for Anna Duggan, a 29-year-old doctor who makes 100k+ a year, loves kids, and wants to get married. She quickly and fearfully hung up the phone and called me, requesting me to post a plea. Whoever’s sick joke it was to sign her up for this site, come forward. She is not amused.
Jonathan Ramsay has given in. After his trip jacks put out Will Todd’s two pair in the final hand of the Marriott World Series, he has decided to conquer the world of PartyPoker.com. Throwing aside all allocations that Party Poker juices the pot, Ramsay has decided to put his reputation (and credit) on the line and battle the internet sharks. He requested that we all call him “Johnny Four Fingers.”
WALT’S ENGAGED! Get excited because in just fifteen and short months, Walter Jones will be standing at the end of that aisle waiting on his beautiful bride. Walt and his bride-to-be have set the date to Reformation Day 2006. Everyone is invited, but costumes are required. Tricker treaters will be shot on sight.
As we all know, Sweet P is a charming guy, more than able to win the ladies’ hearts. I just thought it absolutely necessary to show him in action. As you can see, another helpless girl has fallen victim to the P Factor…
(As always, click for larger image.)
posted by The Bunge at 11:02 PM
3 Comments:
Don't be fooled, class of '05....i know good and well who signed me up for Dunwoody Singles. He is commonly called the Bunge and yes, I will be dodging his pranks the next 2 years. Now you all know how to pray for me.
If it doesn't work out between Paul and the girl in the picture, could I get her number?
too bad for those trick-r-treaters at walt's wedding. i'll have to warn all of my pagan ole miss friends not to come clad in costume. would it be ok to come dressed as your favorite reformer?
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