In Case you Haven't Heard....

He's unstoppable. Our good friend Alan Williams is no doubt FAMOUS! I was at my church's (Independent Pres.) bookstore today and what should my wandering eyes behold, but the INfamous (meaning, more than famous, of course) Walk On. I told the lady behind the counter that I knew the author of that best-seller, and she was undoubtedly impressed. Way to go, Alan. Make the interns proud, buddy!

Also, late breaking news, I have been cleared to move to campus, but I still don't have a car so it looks like I'll be walking to T-town! If anyone is driving from memphis to any point on the way to Tuscaloosa next week, be sure to pick me up! I'll be the one beside the yoke of oxen dragging my belongings on the side of the highway.

No news to speak of regarding the DunwoodySingles.com prank. Hopefully I won't be hearing any more from the gold-digging fellas of that highly esteemed dating service.

Another little tid-bit of info, I'm already over my text-messaging limit for the month of august, and its only 4 days into it. I'm attributing my overuse of this fine feature to the last day of training on which I sent more text messages than anyone ever thought possible within an 8 hour period. I still have great notes though, since I was on the front row.

Well, now that you are utterly bored and totally uninformed about anything of relevance to your lives, I am heading out. I hope support is "flowing like wine" and that supporters are "instinctively flocking like the salmon of Capastrana." You know, I've found that quoting Dumb and Dumber really can be pastoral.