I'm calling you out
Where the heck are the Ole Miss interns? I haven't seen a blog entry or a comment from either one of them in so long. Why are they so freaking COCKY?
That's so typical of both of their pledgeships. Here's two guesses as to why they aren't blogging:
1. Alan is probably too busy making a ton of money on the motivational speaking circuit, or the semi-pro golf circuit. Actually, he's probably motivationally speaking himself to the leaderboard of each tournament. Needless to say, it's a little annoying for all the other players who have to listen to him talk about always needing to "Keep Shooting."
2. Elizabeth is probably shopping on the Square in Oxford. The next question is what is she shopping for? Clothes, shoes, OR men?? I'm going to go with the latter. She's always on the prowl, and with so many unbelievable hunks at Ole Miss (i.e. Will Toddler, The freaking Bunge, and RuPaul).
Maybe this little blog will bring those two out of hiding and back into the blogosphere. I love saying blogosphere.
Walto
That's so typical of both of their pledgeships. Here's two guesses as to why they aren't blogging:
1. Alan is probably too busy making a ton of money on the motivational speaking circuit, or the semi-pro golf circuit. Actually, he's probably motivationally speaking himself to the leaderboard of each tournament. Needless to say, it's a little annoying for all the other players who have to listen to him talk about always needing to "Keep Shooting."
2. Elizabeth is probably shopping on the Square in Oxford. The next question is what is she shopping for? Clothes, shoes, OR men?? I'm going to go with the latter. She's always on the prowl, and with so many unbelievable hunks at Ole Miss (i.e. Will Toddler, The freaking Bunge, and RuPaul).
Maybe this little blog will bring those two out of hiding and back into the blogosphere. I love saying blogosphere.
Walto
posted by Walt at 4:40 PM
2 Comments:
Walt,
I agree. I hear Elizabeth has been spending a lot of town with Mr. RUFER Bret Cantrell.
HMMMM....
I will give a more thorough treatment of this subject later, but I do want to say that I think this qritique is right one the money.
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