Wednesday, March 08, 2006

RUF Intern blues

I have got the ol' RUF intern blues
I hate these ol' RUF intern blues
Haven't finished my newsletter
The Freshmen are too busy
I have got these ol' intern blues

I have got the ol' intern blues
yes, those sorry intern blues
The new class of interns is coming
I am supposed to know what I am doing
Its those sorry ol' intern blues

With the RUF intern blues a-ragin'
the dread of more fundraisin'
soon I will be beggin'
I hate those 'soon I will have to raise 26,000 dollars but my bible study only has three people in it' RUF blues

An original composition by Jonathan Ramsay (I leave it to the more musically talented among us to commit this to appropriate song)

8 Comments:

Blogger The Bunge said...

Missing blues topics:
1. Failure to do study program.
2. Failure to do anything.
3. Heretical one-on-ones (I'm not talking about what the students say).
4. The drinking policy.

9:09 PM  
Blogger adteacher said...

what about the "going on a mission trip next week you know nothing about" or the "i always fail the quizzes marshall gives me" blues?

1:58 PM  
Blogger Walt said...

I'm going to have to second, third, and do whatever else i can to confirm the bunge's 4 things, and hacksaw's. i mean, i'm going to ireland saturday, and I'm still not sure why. it is going to be st. patty's day, though. i know three freshmen.....i think

12:38 AM  
Blogger Traneal said...

Other missing blues topics:

1. Clipping a mailbox and damaging the 15 passenger van you rented for the mission trip you knew nothing about.

2. Passively encouraging freshmen students to fill out false information for a credit card application so we can eat free dinner.

3. More heretical one on ones

10:57 AM  
Blogger The Bunge said...

Nothing is wrong with #2, Neal. Nothing.

11:25 PM  
Blogger Sarah said...

1) Having your freshmen treat your meal because they feel sorry for you being poor, but what they don't realize is that by saying "I don't have any money" means that you're unwilling to spend $8 at the Dining Hall...

2) Having all the students planning a wedding for you and your Co-Intern and having one that refers to the two of you as the Kramedjians!

7:50 AM  
Blogger char said...

your freshman treat you to meals? what am i doing wrong?

1:41 AM  
Blogger John Roberson said...

If it makes you feel any better, Jonathan, there was a three-week span where I had nobody show up to one of my Bible studies.

3:29 PM  

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