Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Pope Todd II

While in Nashville the intern formally known as Will Todd declared, "We should all move to the same city and start a church. I'll give the benediction and Bunge will preach." Ladies and gentlemen, as much as Will used to kid around, this was no joke. Knowing that someone had to make the first move before anyone else might follow, Will has abandoned the PCA (Presbyterian Church in America) and declared himself Pope Todd II, the official benedictor of Toddlerism. His denomination's motto, patterned after the great commandment is "Tryin' to get to you and that Jesus," and he'll be leading a girl's only prayer group through Song of Solomon this fall. I hate to be the one to break the news to everyone, but I suppose that someone has to. Here's a pic of the Pope himself.

5 Comments:

Blogger adteacher said...

By far the best post the Blog has ever seen. I have to hand it to my co-intern on this one.

As for Will Todd, Happy Birthday! Rrrarrr!We just can't get enough of you. Is that a big deal to you? Sorry to hear you've left the PCA, but I'm so glad the Catholic church will finally have a decent Benedictor..I know they've been looking for one for years.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

This is truly the saddest day of my life!!!! With Will being the Pope, we'll never get married and my ring finger will remain relatively unadorned! Will – the sadness I feel is equivalent to the Rebs losing the College World Series to Miami (See, I even speak his language. You’ll never find a girl that’ll understand you the way I do…especially in the Catholic Church). I am so distraught; I’m falling apart. I’m in need of some good Ministry, but from whom??? Wait a second…rendezvous in the confessional? Wink.

11:18 PM  
Blogger The Bunge said...

Folks, he didn't leave for the Catholic church. He started Toddlerism, and let's face it, Will Todd's denomination is not going to be void of female contact. Chill out, Vig, y'all will get to make-out again.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Sarah said...

Feeeww! In that case, I'll be the Director of Music as planned.

5:27 AM  
Blogger allison said...

i'm just laughing so hard that i almost cant breathe! i can hear the new creed now... "I believe in God, the Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth and in the Ole Miss Rebels..." by the way bunge - that picture is genius!!!!!!! walt wanted to spice up the blog and you probably exceeded all of his expectations!!

2:01 PM  

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