Don't Waste You Time By Going to Seminary...

…Or, if you DO go, don't forget to bring this treasure trove, in which all of your real lessons will be learned! Most of you know the SIMS games…this is the Mega Church Edition. Learn valuable lessons and earn points with God by winning souls for Christ, or by stealing members from other churches.
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Guys, you don’t have to worry about them selling-out, because I bought each of you one for Christmas. Cheers!