Holy Crap!!! I'm online...

Well, not quite yet, but in a few days the large group I taught last Tuesday will be available to the billion odd people who have access to the internet. Freak!!! (I love the triple exclamation point.) Does that seem wierd to anyone else? I know that some of you are used to being online (Steve-O, Trey, etc.), and I'm sure less than one one-billioneth of internet users will listen to me jibba-jabba 'bout the prodigal son. Nevertheless, it still wierds me out.
Even wierder: being quoted in a small group. This happened to me last night while I was present. I kinda wanted to run and hide... Does that mean I'm meant for ministry?

Introducing Me Church

Ok, so I'll just continue with the current theme.....stuff to make you laugh while your too busy with students to even think about needing to go to the bathroom. Someone posted this on the common grounds online blog recently.

http://www.sermonspice.com/cart/?p=product&id=413

My personal favorite: "While I'm in the service can my car get a buff and a wax?"